Preview New Website

News From Home A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother. "So how is my cat doing?" "He's dead." "He's dead! What do you mean he's dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me? I'm leaving in 3 days. You could of broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could of told me, 'Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.' Then when I call you from the airport you could of told me, 'The fire department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.' " "I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it happen again." "Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?" "She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down."

Click here for Fartimer's Fun Page Archive - Over 1,500 pages!

More Fun Links