There were two old ladies standing out in a parking lot smoking.

Well all of a sudden it started to rain, and one of them pulled out a condom a pulled it over her cigarette.

The other women ask "what is that?"

She told her "it's a raincoat for her cigarette."

The other women asked "where can i get some of those?"

She said " at any drug store."

Well the next day she went to a drugstore, and asked the clerk " where can I get some of those condom thingys?"

He asked "what size do you need?"

She said " I don't know.

Any size that will fit a Camel."