Little Johnny came home from school one day confused.

His mother was Jewish and his father was Chicano.

So Johnny asks, "Mommy am I more Jewish or more Chicano?"

"What does it really matter?

If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.

So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more Chicano?"

"What kind of question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more Chicano?", asks dad.

"Well, it's like this dad ...Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to talk him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the thing."